Recent bans

Hello guys.

It is with great dissapointment that I share the following news. After scanning lots of gather footage, we have found indisputable evidence pointing towards the use of wallhacks by two players that often participate in our gathers.

This is, of course, absolutly unacceptable and is against everything this league is about - fairplay. Even if the usuage of these wallhacks was "for fun", it is beyond the scope of any trolling i would allow in any game, league match or gather.

As you may, or may not know, the banned players are Kuitmo (my clanmate) and Literally Gay, two very popular guys who play gathers very often.

Personally, I am really at a loss of words..

This news post was an april fools joke

Danny on 01 April 11 00:39
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Blank LITERALLY_GAY | 3D happy land

I appreciate you mentioning this to me before actually making it public but I stand by what I said to you privately which is that this is complete bullshit. Yes, I've shown some improvement recently; that doesn't mean I take too kindly to being accused of cheating... You said you'd make the exact time stamps of the gather vids available to me so that you can actually justify banning me, so I look forward to your apology.

1 April 2011, 00:45

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Blank fitoX | 250 de ping

wtf

1 April 2011, 00:59

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Blank dugi

are the videos watchable for everyone? I'd like to look into it too...

Didn't kuitmo get banned on VAC before?

1 April 2011, 01:01

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Blank noway | The Team

Yeah he did but after he payed 50$ for unban

1 April 2011, 01:03

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Blank TrC | Exertus

Nice, I would love to see the videos <3

or just get owned

1 April 2011, 01:05

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Blank noway | The Team

U can see Kuitmo obviously WHacking from 12:43 mins
http://www.ensl.org/directories/92

1 April 2011, 01:25

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Blank swalk | Xeon

Wow, to be that bad at ns that you have to use hacks to win. What have this community become?

1 April 2011, 01:26

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Blank lump

Haha, should have seen the aimbot zh was using a few years ago! CHEEKY BLIGHTERS!

GAY STOP CHEATING! FIRST YOU CHEAT YOUR SEXUALITY AND NOW THIS! I R DISSAPOINT .

1 April 2011, 02:07

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Blank bHack

meh, it's not 1st of april timestamp on my PC. but ye, ok.
Fail joke is fail:)

And not funny =(

1 April 2011, 02:43

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Blank sublime

Wonder how many of those spastics were ACTUALLY serious?

1 April 2011, 04:14

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Blank lump

Danny on 31 March 11 23:39

Both of their bans are listed on the ban page.

HMMM

1 April 2011, 06:14

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Blank Peckerwoodz

I allways wondered about some players here.
You guys should check out gibbz I heavily suspect him, he such a dumb player but still he succeeds.
I WONDER WHY!

1 April 2011, 08:56

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Blank NellyJai | HasBeens & NeverWas

i knew it , theres noway kuitmo could be better than me..

1 April 2011, 10:54

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Blank naduli | Exertus

I always knew there was something fishy about Kuitmo....

1 April 2011, 10:57

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Blank Aleksi | FINNSTACK

AHUR AHUR WELL PLAYED AKI, :=DDDDDDD

1 April 2011, 10:57

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Blank Saderi | FINNSTACK

I KNEW IT, Aki told me last summer he's using wallhack, im suprised you didnt figure it out sooner than this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1 April 2011, 10:58

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Blank qtm | Flatline-Ns

Damn you newbies! I use the same soundcard that Handscuch used to. It may look like a wallhack, but its all sound based guessing where the skulk might be...

1 April 2011, 11:14

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Blank Saebelzahnelefant | Team Four

pls can you turn this joke into something usefull like giving lagitmo and danny a wallhack for real?
could make up for their lack of brains in gathers!

1 April 2011, 13:24

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Blank gobot | Stray Dogs

for me it´s first april :D So let´s see what Danny sais later =D

1 April 2011, 13:40

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Blank EisTeeAT

Srsly .. Qtm Aim is way to Fail for wallhacking ... when i spec those two nibz i always think .. how can he not know there is a skulk there i heard that fucker even while i got music on .. SO .. FAIL !

1 April 2011, 13:46

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Blank aA

oh u so good ; D

1 April 2011, 13:58

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Blank EisTeeAT

I am not thats the point aA .. once again spelling stuff out for you ... so When even i hear them with music someone with Wallhack should have killed them an hour ago ... now let see if i have to spell out the hour thing too !

1 April 2011, 14:07

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Blank mirez | ELOgain

busted selvästi

1 April 2011, 14:39

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Blank pyro

fake!

1 April 2011, 14:57

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Blank SaperioN | Flatline-Ns

ahahah wallhacks never came out because gamescreenshots like s4's dissapoint so misteriosly :DDDD

1 April 2011, 15:03

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Blank homik

at first i was like :O, then i lol'd.

1 April 2011, 15:14

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Blank JarO | Team One

qtmo ;o You won't play in my clan

1 April 2011, 15:23

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Blank Saebelzahnelefant | Team Four

thats harh jaro. what does an enslban have to do with your hello kitty world clan?

1 April 2011, 16:16

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Blank LITERALLY_GAY | 3D happy land

I like how Danny suddenly went afk last night when I asked for the videos... gg.......................

1 April 2011, 17:13

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Blank gobot | Stray Dogs

I think it´s first april , it would be a REALLY BAD JOKE otherwise.

Sap I think u mean disappear right :D

1 April 2011, 18:16

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Blank d-

Nice troll danny

1 April 2011, 18:54

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Blank blind | onFire

haha i totally fell for it, nice one danny :D

1 April 2011, 18:59

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Blank Tweadle

Would have been more believable if the players banned won't so shit.

1 April 2011, 19:27

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Blank noway | The Team

I wanted to ban U Tweadle for the aimbot but it would be much more LOL and unbelievable ;D

1 April 2011, 21:52

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Blank Rockd | Indie Game of Year

Gayest April fools ever

1 April 2011, 22:40

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Blank BerglunD | Snowrollers

'LITERALLY_GAY'I appreciate you mentioning this to me before actually making it public but I stand by what I said to you privately which is that this is complete bullshit. Yes, I've shown some improvement recently; that doesn't mean I take too kindly to being accused of cheating... You said you'd make the exact time stamps of the gather vids available to me so that you can actually justify banning me, so I look forward to your apology.


I have never laughed so much as when i read this. hilarious you were the first to comment and starting to defend yourself :D

1 April 2011, 23:32

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Blank EisTeeAT

well berglund . obviously he was playing along from the start ... he was IN on the "joke"

1 April 2011, 23:45

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Blank aA

stop mentioning the most obvious things like "im super bad eistee" and on other hand mentioning that you did something better than a wallhacker, FUCKIN MAKE YOUR MIND YOU MONG OR SHUT THE FUCK UP RETARD. oh god

2 April 2011, 00:25

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Blank EisTeeAT

ah you prove again that you are not capable of understanding the easiest things XDD .. I was making that point to "prove" that THEY CAN NOT be wallhackers .. but reading really is not your strong side .. or is it just the BAD english language? XD !

ANd stop insulting my little boy .. it is just making YOU look bad 8) !

2 April 2011, 00:45

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Blank aA

you're still bad cause subconsciously you're prasing yourself, man you're really sad

2 April 2011, 00:47

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Blank aA

THATS MEGA SAD

2 April 2011, 00:47

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Blank aA

MEGA SAD

2 April 2011, 00:48

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Blank EisTeeAT

Am I? how would you know what my subconsious is all about?

But hey maybe you do have some kind of Psych degree ... maybe in Poland you can have that with 10 years .. i mean you steal everything there maybe you stole a diploma 8) !

2 April 2011, 00:51

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Blank aA

oh my you're so sad by going nationality on me ; DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

you're really have to be so stupid that im gonna fell for this and actually care a bit ; DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

2 April 2011, 00:53

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Blank EisTeeAT

You are not even saying anything here .. i insult poland at least 5 times a day .. that was jsut a remark on the side !

But hey as long as you entertain me 8) its all good XD !

2 April 2011, 00:55

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Blank aA

i'm just showing how much i care about a person that needs to praise himself to feel better, sup eistee ; D

2 April 2011, 00:56

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Blank aA

OH MY HOW AA CANNOT CARE ABOUT ME

2 April 2011, 00:57

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Blank aA

wow eistee you're such a sad person maybe i should send you a teddy bear so you can feel better

2 April 2011, 00:57

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Blank EisTeeAT

See and once again you contradict yourself ... if you would not care you would stop posting ! .. HAHA ..!

And yeah i crave your approval XDD !

Now what is the smart aA going to do .. stop posting .. maybe that is jsut what i want .. ahh such a predicament .. XD !

<33 aA !!

2 April 2011, 00:58

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Blank aA

hahaha you're so stupid that i must state you the obvious things cause otherwise youre just way too dumb to realize certain things like:
baddies like you from division 9 should shut the fuck up
and when they are loosing they should stop blaming every1 else around for his baddienest ; d

2 April 2011, 01:01

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Blank EisTeeAT

No dont go trying to do what i do to you all the time .. As everyone knows by now i am the one that has to explain everything to you .. i dont need to prove that anymore . done enough! next .. why would i say anything to a statement that is not even in bizaro world to any interest of me XD !

Once again .. I AM BAD at NS .. and i am ok with it ... now you can go ahead and say the subconsious thing again .. maybe we can spiral down into a nice little circle ;D endless entertainment . WOOHOO !!

2 April 2011, 01:04

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Blank aA

downie yes you are eistee WOOHOO! ; D

2 April 2011, 01:07

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Blank aA

REALIZE IT ALREADY YOURE A FUCKIN MONGOLOID

2 April 2011, 01:07

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Blank Fana | Archaea

2 April 2011, 01:11

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Blank EisTeeAT

Well at least i manage to keep my thoughts in order enough to get them all IN ONE POST .. srsly .. Think .. write .. maybe THINK AGAIN .. then press Post ;D !

And oh now that you say it yes i realize it .. or do I? XDD !

and tbh i am not sure what you try to say with downie? .. am i dampening your mood by showing you how limited you are (in your mind(better say it before i have to explain it again)) ! ;D !

2 April 2011, 01:12

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Blank aA

yes you're a downie i dont even have to read that essay you just wrote to know such things ; D

2 April 2011, 01:21

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Blank EisTeeAT

So you agree .. well i am sorry to be a buzzkill for you i will try to not embarass you as much in the future !

Thx for the Talk it was as always very entertaining 8) ! *kiss* XD !

2 April 2011, 01:23

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Blank aA

i didnt agree anywhere besides the point you're a retard DOWNIE AND A MONGOLOID AND DIVISION 9 AND SHOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP

2 April 2011, 01:26

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Blank aA

KKTHX *kiss* XD !

2 April 2011, 01:27

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Blank EisTeeAT

Srsly .. whats with all the bad words .. if your mom would know you talk like that she would probaply break your fingers (since you "talk" by writing on the internet) i am sure you are not talking like that in your normal life so she does not have to wash your mouth with soap 8) !

But hey otherwise nice talking to you as always XD !
Just try to stop being a "pottymouth" !

2 April 2011, 01:33

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Blank aA

YOU ARE MONGOLOID EISTEE DEAL WITH IT

2 April 2011, 01:54

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Blank EisTeeAT

so we really did end up in a cycle after all . at least on your end 8) !

So i will say good Night ! XD !

2 April 2011, 01:57

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Blank aA

no, you still didnt admit truly to yourself that you're stupid, good night.

2 April 2011, 01:57

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Blank huhuh | Danny Est Gros

LOL'd
nice one danny-kun !

2 April 2011, 02:08

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Blank SaperioN | Flatline-Ns

better do kind of this april-jokes at july... much more funny :D

2 April 2011, 13:30

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Blank Johs

EisTee - aA. Second round... FIGHT

2 April 2011, 13:53

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Blank EisTeeAT

Nah i dont kick ppl when they are on the floor BB :D !

2 April 2011, 13:54

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Blank sancezz | NewStyleD Return

noobs down :P

2 April 2011, 18:51

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Blank lump

wow...

you two need to either fuck each other or get out more

3 April 2011, 11:17

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Blank lump

'HEY YOU'RE STUPAHD'

'WHAT NO FUCK YOU DUDE YOUR EVEN STUPAHDER!'

'NO FUCKNG ACTUALLY YOU ARE'

'NO MAN YOUR JUST A HYPOCRIT CUS UR STUPAHD AND YOU INSULT PEOPLEZ'

... 4 hour later...

'SERIOUSLEE YOUR MORE STUPAHD'

'ACTUALLY NO YOUR JUST STUPAHD CUS YOU SAY IM STUPAHD WHEN YOURE STUPAHD'

'LOL BUT UR A STUPID MORE IM SMART AND YOU LOVE ME CUS U REPLY'

'NO I HATE U UUR STUPAHD HIPPOKRIT'

3 April 2011, 11:18

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Blank Saebelzahnelefant | Team Four

fo umpl -.-
some of us love to see how the failiest troll evar gets trolled by eistee :D

3 April 2011, 13:52

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Blank EisTeeAT

LOL .. <3 tom XD ! .. but srsly i would like to believe that i am not as low as u describe it here ;D !

And i dont hate aA .. he is my number one source of entertainment in NS ^^ !

3 April 2011, 20:15

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Blank lump

Hahaha you both need to like 69 each other or something and I know Saebel would enjoy seeing that even more ^_^

4 April 2011, 05:45

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Blank Saebelzahnelefant | Team Four

if by 69 you mean some kind of drinking contest that involves 69 bottles yes.
YOU PERVERT!

4 April 2011, 09:17

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