Sup! I'm looking for a new team, obviously.


I mostly com, which is a grand adventure, of course. I'm still relatively new at it in the grand scheme of things -- I only started comming in the middle of S4, but I think I've been doing pretty well, all things considered. I do want to continue to learn stuff and improve, as I'm not claiming to be the super epic best com in the world at the moment, that's for sure. :) Maybe eventually, haha. Pretty sure I'd learn reasonably fast with the right help, but at the moment I'm probably somewhere in the middle divs, skillwise.

Honestly at this point my lerk is probably pretty shoddy since I haven't played it at all with v3 of compmod, so I don't really think you want me to field unless you're desperate or you think I'm an amazing person and that's the only spot you have open. I guess I can start working more seriously at it again but eh, if I can com I'd rather do that. As a marine I can be a bit hit or miss but not -too- horrific, but I am a little out of practice on fielding in general (and let's not talk about my attempts at fade either).

I'm a pretty easy-going person and quite available time-wise right now, which I guess means I could possibly play on an EU or Aus team even, but I live in California so I'd be high ping and unavailable at certain times because of this terrible human requirement known as sleep. Obviously I'd prefer a NA team, bonus points if scrim times are mostly like 7pm PDT or later since I'm one of those idiots that stays up super late sometimes (ok, most of the time), but I know that's not always an option. Can adjust sleeping patterns as needed if stuff is scheduled reliably.


Ideally I'm looking for all the following:

- Cool people that I get along with - super important, zomgs! No joke, it's kind of a big thing.
- Based on last season's seedings, div 2 or high div 3 level. At least, that is where I feel most comfortable. Higher than that, you better be willing to help me get up to par, but I sure as hell will try.
- A team that reliably scrims. I want to practice and get get used to the team as a whole, not just play pubs & pugs/gathers until match days.
- A team that really wants to go be awesome and have a good S5. Huzzah!
- The ability to stream scrims with mumble/TS/whatever on occasion would be nice, haha.


Anyway, send me a message on Steam -- unsurprisingly, you can find me as Feathermonster -- or leave a message here.

If you image search "Feathermonster", this is the first picture that comes up. Cage this bird.

http://i.imgur.com/0L97pr4.jpg

Good luck! :D

Oh yeah, I totally forgot to say I also come with a cute parakeet. She is made of only the most mighty bits of fluff and will destroy all her enemies. Unfortunately she is not large enough to hit buttons on the keyboard, so you're stuck with me instead.

Really, though, turns out my lerk isn't quite as bad as I thought it was going to be after not playing it for ages. So technically I really can do com or field, but com still preferred if a team has a spot for it. :P

Maybe you should take a look on this post: http://www.ensl.org/topics/1227

There's currently one player on the roster at the moment and as far as I know, he's a pretty bad Commander so I'm sure you Feather as a Com for this team will increase the overall skill of the team. They do not want Frenchies to join the team but you come from NA as well so probably no real issue in your side.

If you want to make sure your attempt is going to work just give to him this link and sing (he won't resist): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXs8OS6EdAE

I was going to forget you have to mention Yes to their first question. Doesn't matter if that's true or not.

Yep, I've seen! But I'm assuming Simba -does- wanna com, so obviously still looking to see if some team has a spot for me. Then everyone gets to do the roll they'd prefer. :P May end up pestering him later about it if it doesn't look good for my comming options.

Feathermonster says

Yep, I've seen! But I'm assuming Simba -does- wanna com, so obviously still looking to see if some team has a spot for me. Then everyone gets to do the roll they'd prefer. :P May end up pestering him later about it if it doesn't look good for my comming options.

I'm actually fielding this time around.

Simba says

Feathermonster says

Yep, I've seen! But I'm assuming Simba -does- wanna com, so obviously still looking to see if some team has a spot for me. Then everyone gets to do the roll they'd prefer. :P May end up pestering him later about it if it doesn't look good for my comming options.

I'm actually fielding this time around.

For serious, don't laugh.

Simba says

Simba says

I'm actually fielding this time around.

For serious, don't laugh.

Wat. XD Well uh, if you haven't dredged up a com yet keep me in the loop then, perhaps?

Simba says

Simba says

Feathermonster says

Yep, I've seen! But I'm assuming Simba -does- wanna com, so obviously still looking to see if some team has a spot for me. Then everyone gets to do the roll they'd prefer. :P May end up pestering him later about it if it doesn't look good for my comming options.

I'm actually fielding this time around.

For serious, don't laugh.

There's no free spot in Division 4.

Large rosters + being initially indecisive FTL -- I'm back to looking for a team again. Best luck evar for S5, right here.

Com or lerk for hire, heh. For NA, Aus, or EU! Whatever. Just let me click buttons or pewpew/nomnom all the things.